Of something to do.

Every time I go home I see these things. Things that people don't usually see. Of course, most of them are checking about their daily stuff and shit. But for me, I try to see things differently. I try to challenge people and I know they would give me one response. It is nice to expect things from them. Because I could say that I am right all along. Negative or not.

I'm trying to collect things for my "stand-up" chuva chenes. For now, I have 3 original pieces. Or four? I have to write those things down. And I need an audience so that I know how it sucked. I really find stand-up comedians fascinating. I watch specials by Chris Rock, guests of David Letterman and those shows in Jack Tv.

I know. I know. I'm losing focus here. I should be trying to look for a job and shit but i'm trying to take things out of my mind.

And as i've said... I should find my mo-joke again.

Of a rain.

Its rainy season once again.

Even though some times at night it feels hot (not what you think), you could still smell and feel the cold breeze in the morning.

I wish I could sing that song. That singin' in the rain song... but I doubt. Would take a long time for me to attain it. How about mumble in the rain? (like mumble in the jungle in the rumble who could tumble to the one ball?)

That's better. Mumble in the rain. Or berating in the rain? How about that?

I'm so positive... Weeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Of a blogger

What's wrong with blogger yesterday?

All my entries has been erased. Or didn't publish at all.

Damn you blogger.

Of a damn.

Stupid blogger. Erased my recent entry.

I don't want to write it again.

There.

Of some things I learned in life.

I have a lot of things that i've learned already but still I fumble. Is this God's way of telling me that I really am human after all. Or that I am human and you have no right to do things on your own.

I remember when I mixed green mangoes and milk. It is the worst feeling of my life. Literally.

I can't really mention anything out. So, I'd probably place a lot of pseudonyms and other things because, for me, it is the right thing to do.

Even though living "almost" a goodie two shoe life you'll still elbow things that you don't expect. Like discrimination and stuff because of your appearance, etc.

I may be just in my 25 year old life but it felt that i've been living for a hundred years already. The problem is I think I'm not accepting the fact that i'm an adult. I still feel like a child. Or maybe I still am immature and I haven't move on with things.

Or I moved on but things are complicated.

I mean I am still young and I get my life on complicated things. That shouldn't be the case. Right?

Wow. I feel like i'm too serious here. So, you see there was this American, Japanese, and Filipino...

Of some things in mind.

Life is one big expedition.

I can't believe it. I've been riding along the tide from southwest to east without any paddle. It really is damn hard. You don't know where you're going. You don't know how to get there. The only thing that you can do is jump or paddle. Eventually paddling is the only way to go through all the corals, fishes, underwater mammals, and shipwrecks.

I may say that it wasn't easy. Up until now. I guess it will never will be.

Sometimes, or most of the time, you just have to look back. At first a great burning sensation hits you with a high-degree burn. Eventually you'll be able to take all of that crap and smile. But it doesn't end there. It still continues. Maybe, father time would help me in the end. Certainty is not the answer. Maybe, change is one of the leading answer of the question. Trying to adapt to it. Maybe hard. Maybe not. But as i've said, life is one big expedition.

I guess we all go to this cycle called life. But why does it go to the other side when you don't want it to go there. I mean is it possible for the buoy to stay afloat?

Not for me, i'm so scared right now for opium. I might try to be addicted to some other things. But not opium. Not Mj. Not stone. Maybe in the future. Not near. Far future. I don't believe, right now, in that kind of shit. Withdrawal from it is so brain damaging.

I want to take it but I can't. I guess the word scared is big. Make it bigger, i''ve been traumatized. Why does this thing happen? To me? To us? Watching equilibrium made all the sense and the things that I want to hear.

Throw stones at me right now and I'll smile. Hit me hard and I'll just stand up and wave my hands in the air. Apparently the downside of things are the things that I really don't want to happen but my control can't take part with it. I've been accepting things all along. It is still there. It is.

Doesn't make any sense. But who needs sense?

Of a joke time 2.

I've just acquired all text jokes through SMS (obviously) from various people. Enjoy.

Sa madilim at maruming eskinita. May nire-rape…
Babae: Tulong! Tulong!
Rapist: Huwag ka nang humingi ng tulong, kayak o tong mag-isa! At gusto mo pa marami kami a! Malandi ka!

Ahas 1: Makamandag ba tayo?
Ahas 2: Ewan, bakit?
Ahas 1: Nakagat ko dila ko kanina eh, kinakabahan ako.

Letter to OFW dad:
Love, thanks sa padala mo. Happy si Nene kasi Toblerone baon sa school. Yung Nike suot na ni Junior. Next time wag you na magpadala ng Nivea milk. Hindi nila type, pait daw. Ako tuloy umubos.

Misis: Love, hindi ako makatulog dahil sa mga lamok. Mag-sex muna tayo.
Mister: Putragis! Anong akala mo sa titi ko? Katol?

Teacher: Ok, class. Our lesson for today is science. What is science?
Pedro: Ako mam! Ako mam!
Teacher: O Pedro, what is Science?
Pedro: Science is our lesson for today…

Tanong: Bakit daw hindi pwedeng mag-swimming ang ng sabay-sabay ang mga kalbo sa Jacuzzi?
Sagot: Kasi, magmumukha silang… fishballs.

Sa pagdaan ko sa daa ng buhay,
Lam ko na di ako matitisod,
Sa mga lubak ng daan
Dahil may kaibigan ako gaya mo
Para sabihin sa akin na…
May humps
May humps
May humps
May humps
Check it out!

Host: Miss Masbate, What’s your edge over the other beauty contest finalists?
Contestant: (very proud) Mabuhay!!!! My edge is 22 years old! Gandang evening!

Tinanong ko ex-bf ko kung mahal pa niya ko. Hindi siya sumagot. Sa halip kinuha niya kamay ko. Nilagay niya sa dibdib niya. Naluha ako at sinampal ko siya. Dahil naramdaman ko… may boobs na siya.

Titser: Juan, spell ambulance.
Juan: A… M… B…
Titser: Faster!Juan: Wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew wew…

Take care of your teeth! Losin’ your teeth lessens sex drive! According to Chinese, “Pak kaw wala ipen, wala kantooth!” So ingatz of your teeth para melon kantooth!

Isang araw, may isang ponkan at isang apple sa loob ng ref.
Sabi ng apple, wuuuu… ang lameeeg!
Napasigaw si ponkan, Putangina! Nagsasalita yung mansanas!

Exercise daily. Keep your body healthy. Like my lola, she was 75 when she started walking 5 miles a day. Now she’s 98 and until now, di pa umuuwi… wala ba dyan?!?

Teacher: John, please use the word fact thrice in a sentence.
John thinks very deeply.
John: Ma’am, as a matter of fact. The birds cannot fly without fact-fact.

Son: Mom! Quick! There’s a stranger having sex with out maid!
Mom: What?!! Who?!!Son: Haha! Joke lang!! It’s only dad… Takot ka no. Akala mo stranger!

Bobo: Pare hulaan mo ugali ko. Nagsisimula sa letter A.
Pare: Approachable?
Bobo: Mali!
Pare: Amiable?
Bobo: Mali pa rin!
Pare: O sige, siret na!
Bobo: Anest.

Of a dream.

I dreamt I was being interviewed in a tsismis show (the one where Richard and Pia are hosts). And it felt like i'm a celebrity.

Weird.

Of a code.

Okay. For me it wasn't worth it.

A hundred and sixty bucks for a movie should be really special and I should've bought a pirated instead. Or went to a cheaper cinema, the one's that cost a hundred bucks.

I'm talking about the da vinci code.

I'm dwelling on something here right now. When I watch a film, should I be educated or entertained? Or both?

Does it affect me when somebody gives her view of the movie? You see, a well-respected teacher of DLSU (naks! respected si tita) gave her rant on a forum and it really affected me. I mean if she found the movie boring then I might find it boring too.

And she was right.

The movie is/was entertaining and that's it. Inconsistencies on a lot of things, wrong script, and maybe wrong editing. I know that the director and the writers and the actors are well respected but what if the hype is overwhelming and the movie just gives you a big let down? I would say that I would rate it with 6.5 out of 10 stars only.

What is wrong in the movie? Or what are?

First, Robert Langdon. He should be funny and somekindanerdy. Not that too confident though. Then, why is it that Tom Hanks didn't get Robert Langdon's charm? He was almost too serious throughout the length of the movie and his punchlines aren't punchlines at all.

Second, the puzzle part. What the hell happened to the cryptex? And other parts where the audience would feel that they would also solve the puzzles in the "movie"? It was all given. As if all the answers where falling in the sky one by one. The novel was greatly changed but these things are the exciting stuff in the novel. That's why people like me liked it.

Third, the louvre. It was very bitin. What happened here? It wasn't given that chance to be seen by people like me who would take years (or maybe not) to visit. Even though that it is a movie, at least they should have given some spotlight for the louvre. Maybe, the movie would be too bookish. What the hell.

Fourth, the teacher. Now, the Dan Brown trademark has been removed. What happened here? One hour left and you are telling everybody who the teacher is? C'mon. Do you still call this a mystery movie? Buti pa ang Scream at ang I Know What You Did Last Summer. At least dun last 20 minutes nila malalaman yung antagonist.

Fifth, the Bishop and the albino. The connection of the two in the movie is not that great. That's why the support of these characters weren't given much emphasis? But why? Would we find this boring? I would find it boring but if I hadn't read the book and found Bishop's face at the end. I would find it really questionable? Brokeback Opus Dei. Nice.

Lastly, the last part. What happened to the brother? It doesn't bother me much though when the Priory arrived. That was a nice ending but the part where the grandmother has to be a star in the end didn't shone so much. This movie should be about people finding lost relatives and there should've been a teary-end scene here.

There. I said it all. It is entertaining. But not that educational. I really hate it when I expect too much in a film and find it disatisfying in the end.

Kudos to Sir Ian Mckellen only. Tom Hanks is boring. Audrey is just alright. Jean Reno became soft-hearted in the middle of the film. Silas (was it Paul Bettany?) doesn't look like an albino (the make-up can be easily seen). Remy is just Remy. And Collet, Collet who?

All in all, I'm not satisfied in the movie. Hell, Robert didn't end up with Sophie and they should be. Oh well. This just proves that reading a book is better than watching a movie.

If ever they are going to make Angels and Devils into a movie, they should make this damn good.

Of a goshes.

How can I be that stupid?

Me: Ma, may post-mother's day gift ako sa inyo.
Mama: Ano?
Me: Hulaan nyo.
Mama: Ano nga?
Me: Hiniram ko kayo ng Close To You.
Mama:

Yuckity yuck yuck movie.

I'm finding torrent programs wonderful. Much faster downloads and less viruses.

Yipee.

Of an adventurer.

As a click and point "addict" gamer, I was saddened with what I found out this week. (This is old news). Lucasarts won't be releasing adventure games anymore. They are focusing on the Star Wars genre. And that last game, Grim Fandango, is really nice.

Also, Sierra is officially a name only. So, no more quest for glory. No more Kyrandia. Etc. But Leisure Suit Larry still exist.

Now, when will these games come back? It would be better if a new company came up with new titles and forget RPG for a while.

I might post my top ten click and point adventure games this week.

Or not.

I'm such a geek.

Of a lucasart game.

I am desperately searching for an old game.

The title is Full Thottle.

God. I miss adventure games.

Of a mom's day.

To my mom and to all the mothers in the world:

Hours of labor ain't that easy.
Child care is also not easy.
But there is one person in the world who can do that.
That's my mom, you sissy.

Happy Mother's Day!

Of a puppet movie.

You should watch this.

This is one of the funniest films I've seen this year.

Even though the movie is puppet-ed, a lot of violent and sexual scenes are shown. There's even a sex scene. Astig diba?

You won't forget the songs. You won't forget the dialogues.

Here's an excerpt: "We're dicks! We're reckless, arrogant, stupid dicks. And the Film Actors Guild are pussies. And Kim Jong Il is an asshole. Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!"

Of a shit.

Fuckity fuck fuck.

Why oh why oh why.

When oh when.

*Scream*!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Of a tuesday.

It was a poppin' tuesday yesterday.

Televisions, computers, other electronic equipment went boom. Bad meralco. Bad.

So, who's going to pay for them? Meralco?

Yeah, right.

We would need a class suit and all that shit.

It would really be better if the meralco people would be asking everyone if the over-voltage (or under-voltage) sustained some serious problems to their place.

Of kalapana's song.

So it is still here. That so called infinite sadness. It might not be as strong as before but the remnants are still here. Its killing may finish but it may never be forgotten.

The omni-eye kills me by the fentosecond and I really think that i've learned to live with it. Yes, it sucks to be me when it comes to that level but I have to live with it. Or else I lose.

I just don't get it. It wasn't like this before. Am I really headed for loserville? I hope not.

The funny thing is the yin-yang motion is moving in wondrous ways that tends to hurt me to the point that my patience factor is on the lowest level.

As much as I wanted to I don't wanna. I can do this on my own. The past few weeks had been helpful. But still, it is still there.

Thank God for giving me this. Makes me strong.

Of a sunrock pictureseses.

Go here:

http://targrod.multiply.com/

No fancy pictures though.

Of a picker.

I feel like a hooker. Felt...

I was pick-uped (that's picked-up you stupid moron --> peter picked a peter piper yada yada) earlier by Zel and Rye (my college friends). I was shocked that they noticed me despite the crowd in Glorietta.

They asked me (kinda pilit me also) if I want to watch M:I III later (well, that's earlier. duh) and due to my shyness, I said yes. So, after a dozen or so walking (that's almost 4 hours of waiting or 3? can't remember) we went to Alabang Town Center. Also, we met Erlaine in G4 and she was shocked because I was the stray cat picked-up by Ryzel.

Anyhows, in ATC I met Cathy and Mark (no, they are not a couple) and Eric (whom I met for the very first time... papa don't preach). Ate at Genny's Grille (that's gerry's!!!!!) and went on a last full show. Seen Ai at Atc also.

It was really nice to see my college friends again. I think I met them last year or two years ago (I really can't remember). The usual stuff were discussed and I found out that I think I am the most talkative in the group (when would I change?). I also think that I still am the childish (I really felt I was with adults when I was with them. wait, that's super adults). And we've updated ourselves more until the wee hours in the morning. Found out that nobody from the group wants to get married. Doesn't look like they want it. For now.

About the movie: You have to watch this in a theater. The sound and action sequences are incredible.

And the biggest reaction: "Ang laki pala talaga ng ilong ni Tom Cruise."

Of a follow-up accident.

Got the letter from the fiscal two days ago. We won the case against that a-hole driver. That was what the letter says. It was the resolution of the fiscal for the case. And I was so happy about it.

So, mr. driver, if you are still confident about our case. Then continue with your arrogance.

Six months in prison ain't bad at all.

Of a character numero uno.

So I was kinda moonlighting on the way home and a thought came up. How about making a character?

Most comedians have alter-egos. There's Austin Powers by Mike Myers and etc (I can't come up with another one right now). Well, it really isn't alter-ego. Something you come up with. More of a sketch.

I've been watching a lot of comedy shows in the past and these foreign comedians are really great in making new characters. There's Miss Swan from Mad Tv and etc (again, I can't come up with another one so bear with me.).

So, I thought of a character earlier. I thought of a professor who teaches a class but he has no focus. It is like an autistic teacher but he is not autistic. More of a person who has no focus.

For example, when he talks to you. He looks everywhere but you. When he teaches the class he teaches them when he's writing something at the blackboard and shuts up when he looks at the class.

I guess that's it. I don't know if this is funny. I really want to make a script for a stand-up comic. I mean having your own sketches and jokes are really hard work. And I think this is fulfilling.

Oh, gonna name that professor, Prof. Nopok.

I really should come up with sketches for a stand-up comic. I don't know why. But I really wanna do it. Just seen Chris Rock's two video's and I found it really funny.

Just thinking aloud.

Of an infinite sadness.

Looks like i'm headed into an infinite sadness.

Something that I can't control and something that I should accept.

I don't know why this happened to me. I don't know why.

Is this really my karma?

Karma from what?

Yes, I really hate it but can I do something about it if I wouldn't be able to control it?

Ah don't think so.

Past won't return and reunite with me.

Of a motherboard.

Egad.

I can't capture movies or save movies in my pc.
I can't use the 8x speed for the AGP slot.
Keeps restarting in ungodly hours.

Looks like i will lose two weeks of pc time. Hay...

But the good news is if they found any problems. They'll replace it. So there.