Of a wuss and that's me.

I guess one of my pet peeves when I go home from work is when there are two (or more) individuals who talk and talk and talk. Don’t get me wrong; I’m guilty with this one too. I tend to talk loudly too just like them. But it is really not nice when you listen to this kind of conversation…

Woman 1: “Alam mo nung nanganak ako noon wala din ako halos naramdaman e. Kahit caesarian yung panganganak ko.”

Woman 2: “Ako din e. Sa kin naman tinali pa nga yung mga kamay ko nung nanganganak ako.” (huu… hardcore!)

Woman 1: “Bale yung sa kin kasi talagang tinest nila yung anesthesia kung gumana. Bale itututok ka nung injection at tatanungin kung masakit pa hanggang mawala.”

Woman 2: “Talaga?”
Woman 1: “Oo, tapos noon. Pag medyo ok na, e since nga na caesarian ako, naramdaman kong hinihiwa yung tyan ko. Hindi naman sya masakit pero talagang mararamdaman mo yung hinihiwa ka.”

Woman 2: “Hindi ka natulog?”
Woman 1: “Hindi e. Tapos nun, may mga tumatapon na dugo pero hindi naman ganun kadami. Ganun yata yun pag na-caesarian ka. Hindi ganun kadami yung dugo.”

And they were hanging with this subject until I got home. God, am I a bad person?

All the women reading this are probably laughing your ass off regarding on how I felt with the situation. You can’t blame me though. I haven’t been in an operating room (where I was the one watching the operation). I’m still in the stage wherein I am overcoming my phobia for syringes (or syringiaphobia).

Would you like us men to talk like this…

Man 1: “Chongtoldood, grabe talaga nung tinuli ako. Ibang klase yung nangyari sa kin sa ospital noon.”

Man 2: “Talaga doodtolchong?”

Man 1: “Oo, sabi kasi nung doktor noon, hindi pa daw ready yung akin, pero since nandun na nga ako. Sabi na lang nya. Kaya yan! Aja!”

Man 2: “O anong nangyari?”

Man 1: “Yun nga, e diba pag hindi pa naibababa yung taas pipilitin yun? Syempre medyo masakit na yun. Pero panalo yung ibang sakit na naramdaman ko. Yung injection. Sagad-sagaran. Naka anim na bote yata si dok bago mawala yung sakit e. Tapos yun, tinanong ko nga yung doktor kung pwede akong sumigaw, sabi nya ok lang. Ayun, sumigaw ako. Nagpuntahan tuloy yung mga nurse. Nakakahiya pare. Pero ok lang. Astig na ko ngayon.”

Man 2: “Aaaah. Sa probinsya kasi ako nun e. Mas nakakatakot lang sa min, kasi diba de-bayabas lang yun? Tapos sabay taga? E paano kung maputol? Bad trip yun diba. At least sa yo, hinimay ng maayos nung doktor yung ano mo.”

Man 1: “Gusto mong makita yung finished product?”
Man 2: “Sige… patingin. Para malamang ko lang kung maganda yung cut nung sa kin.”

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I’m not going to bring up any more Machine Girl topics. I think karma chameleon is knocking at my door.

I should probably change it to Cannibal Holocaust.

Hardcore.