An officemate of mine shared his off-work time hobby, checking out the top ten searches of Yahoo. You’ll, at least, be updated with the latest foreign buzz if you do this daily. (my off-work time hobby consists of the following: checking personal mail, arranging what to listen during the day, some blogging, playing kingdom of loathing, imdb-ing and wikipedia-ing the latest book, band, film, or music, and some nap time =). I’ve yet to buy an ipod video, for some obvious reasons)
Now, there’s this person named Thomas Beatie. Yahoo says ‘was born a woman but kept his female reproductive organs while undergoing sexual reassignment surgery, recently gave birth to a healthy baby girl.’ In short, he is a a trans-gendered male with a female reproductive system. Now that’s twisted.
I have a question though. Who is going to feed the baby? If you search the Internet for anything related with the ‘pregnant man’ and you check out the picture, for sure you’ll be able to spot something that’s missing. I mean, that person officially is a guy so there’s nowhere for the baby to drink milk from. Are you saying that the wife of this ‘man’ should feed the baby? With what… Air?
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Dang. Why isn’t we happy with what God gave us. Why are always searching for something that should ‘improve’ ourselves?
Botox anyone?
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Now, if you open our local channel and this was headlined, for sure you’ll just blurt out, “Naku, luma na yan! Madami nyan sa Pinas! Diba nga
And don’t forget the real men who look pregnant, thanks to their beer belly they can’t see, uhm… their feet. Smile!
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Joining the bandwagon… you may stop reading if you want to. I’ve also posted the real lyrics of The Crossroads…
Si Bosloks (The Crossroads, Filipino version)
Bong Bong Bong Bong.. Pu.. To.. Bong.. Bong..
Malayo pa ang Pasko
Malapit na kayuh (tell me what)
(Gusto ko mainit na gotu, gusto ko mainit na gotu)
Tagal pa ng Pasko
Gusto ko din ng kalamay (tell me what)
Gusto ko mainit na gotu (at kakain na aku)
Malapit na ang Pasko. Walang pa akong panregalo para kay Charlie
Si Little Charlie, yung inaanak ko kay Pareng Gordy
Baka magtampo yun. Tatlong taon na yung utang. Magagalit ang inay
Matalino ang batang yun. Magaling sa multiple choice at essay
Buti hindi sya lazy, pati sa bahay naghuhugas ng pinggan at nagwawalis
O sya pera na lang ang ibibigay ko para meron syang pambile
E sa kin naman ano panregalo ko kay Helen
Yung girlfriend kong napakalagi kong nami-miss
Kahit na hindi na kami madalas umalis
Mahal na mahal na mahal nya ko, lagi pang may kiss
Kung mura na lang kaya... wag ganun don't be a judge
kung damit baka makita ang bulge
kung bulaklak, sweet yun sigurado may hugs
kung alahas siguradong sigurado astig sa kanya yun tol
pwedeng mura or mahal na gold
o maghukay na lang kaya ako sa baul ey-ol-ey-ol
dyoskodayyyyyy, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day
kaumay, kaumay, kaumay, kaumay
dyoskoday, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day
wala akong dyowa kaya pupunta na lang ako ng bohol
gusto ko punta dun since ako ay eleven
sasakay ako ng mga bangkang kahoy at ako'y magsasagwan
Charize, Manny, Betty, Johnny, at Poo
Samahan nyo ko at ako ay mamimili
sa aking pag-alis, sigurado, walang iling
kaya tatlong araw na lang, kakaway na ng babay
i-ooff ko ang cell, kaya no calls
Don't worry kasama ko ang friend ko na si Bosloks
Wag kayong mag-alala friends, mabait si Bosloks baby
maghuhugas na ng pinggan
pupunta ako ng astrodome
kakain ako ng picha pie
ako'y mawawalay
walang kwenta ang picha pie, pie
ubos na kasi, game donut naman
saglit lang magbubukas ng katol
uy, may nakita akong ice cream na may cone
magpaplantsa pa pala ng barong
yung barong, oo yung barong
ang kulit mo sabi nga yung barong
ayan, wala na akong alam
nagkakalat, nanggugulo, at malakas akong lumamon (lumamon)
hay dyoskoday, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day
kaumay, kaumay, kaumay, kaumay
dyosko day, ko day, ko day, ko day, ko day
kaumay, kaumay, kaumay, kaumay
Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks
Hindi na ako lonely
Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks
Hindi na ako lonely
Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks
Hindi na ako lonely
Pagbalik kami na ni Bosloks, Bosloks, Bosloks
Paalam na kay Manny
Pati na din kay Bobby
Uy ayan si Lenny
Wag na si Freddy
Lahat kayo as in everybody
Ikaw ang aking mahal
Ikaw ang aking mahal
Ikaw ang aking mahal
pag nawala sya ako ay mamamatay
Kami ni Bosloks, swerte ko't lagi syang nananagpang
ok lang kung ang balikat ko ay laging lasug-lasog
teka... gusto ko nga palang ninang si aling pining
ten-ten-tenen, ten-ten-tenen
kinikilig na talaga akoooo
Masarap ang pagkain! Ako'y naglalaway
Ibalik natin ang puto-bumbong at bibinkay, bibingkay
sarap... bibingkay
Ohhh Bulutong
Ohhhhh Bulutong
Ohhh Bulutong
Ohhhhh Bulutong
[Chorus - repeat habang inaantay ang tagalog ng Gangsta's
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The Crossroads by Bone Thugs N Harmony
"Tha Crossroads"
[Bone]
Bone Bone Bone Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone.. Bone
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to run (tell me what)
(When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you)
And whatcha gonna do
when there ain't no where to hide (tell me what)
When judgment comes for you (Cause it's gonna come for you)
[Bizzy]
Head south let's all bring it in for Wally, Eazy sees uncle Charlie
Little Boo, but God's got him and I'm gonna miss everybody
I only rolled and blows my gauge looked at him while he lay
When playing with destiny, plays too deep for me to say
Lil' Layzie came to me, told me if he should decease well then please
Bury me by my grand-grand and when you can, come follow me
[Layzie]
God bless you working on a plan to Heaven
Follow the Lord all 24/7 days, GOD is who we praise
even though the devil's all up in my face
But he keeping me safe and in my place, say grace
For the case to race with a chance to face the judge
And I betcha my soul won't budge
Grudge because there's no mercy for thugs
Oh what can I do it's all about our family and how we roll
Can I get a witness let it unfold
We living our lives to eternal our soul aye-oh-aye-oh
[Krayzie]
Prayyyyyyy, and we pray and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
Still we laced, now follow me roll stroll
Whether is tell of his Heaven
Come let's go take a visit of people that's long gone
Darris, Wally, Eazy, Terry, Boo
It's steadily creeping up on the family
Exactly how many days we got lasting
While you laughing we're passing, passing away
So y'all go rest y'all souls
Cause I know I'ma meet you up at the crossroads
Y'all know y'all forever got love from them Bone Thugs baby
[Wi$h]
Lil Eazy's long gone
Really wish he would come home
But when it's time to die
Gotta go bye bye
All a lil thug could do is cry, cry
Why they kill my dog and man
I miss my uncle Charles y'all
and he shoudn't be gone, in front of his home
What they did to Boo was wrong
Oh so wrong, oh so wrong
Gotta hold on gotta stay strong
When the day comes
Better believe Bone got a shoulder you can lean on (lean on)
Hey and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
and we pray, and we pray, and we pray, and we pray
everyday, everyday, everyday, everyday
[Chorus - Layzie and Krayzie]
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
So you won't be lonely
See you at the crossroads, crossroads
[Bizzy]
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody when I'm gone
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody
And I'm gonna miss everybody
[Layzie]
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
That's how we roll
And I'm asking the good LORD "Why?" and sigh
It's I he told me we live to die
[Krayzie]
What's up with murder y'all, see my little cousin was hung
Somebody was really wrong, everybody want to test us dawg
Then Miss Sleazy set up Eazy to fall, you know why we sinning
And Krayzie intended on ending it when it ends
Wanna come again, again and again
Now tell me whatcha gonna do
[Wi$h]
Can somebody anybody tell me why?
Hey, can somebody anybody tell me why we die, we die?
I don't wanna die
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
Ohhh so wrong
Ohhhhh wrong
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