Of a why.

Why is it that i'm not amused with showbiz chikaness ever anymore?
Why is it that i don't read the newspaper much anymore (except for the comics section of course)?
Why is it that i find television shows right now boring?
Why can't i find brandon routh hot?
Why is it that kate bosworth is not as hot as she was on blue something-something.
Why is it that whenever december comes, depression comes in?