Of a merks.

I drank a bottle earlier.

A friend shared this to me:
Pumba: Pag-uwi ko kahapon sa taxi galit yung taxi driver. Sabi nya "Nakakainis yang si Drilon. Pinasara pa yung daan, darating lang sya e." Tapos, nakita ko yung sign sabi "ROAD CLOSED. DRILL ON GOING."

Shet. winner.

We also had some joke with Merks. The owner. It goes like this:
Pumba: Oi tawagin natin yung si Richard Merk tapos mag-sign tayo ng parang box sign. Tapos pag lumapit sya, syempre akala nya autograph. Tapos, hindi po ganun yung bill ang hinihingi namin.
Me: Paano kung tanong nya kung bakit sya ang tinawag.
Pumba: E sya lang ang kakilala natin e.

Will post forwarded texts III tomorrow or later or alligator in a river.