Of another day.

Are you really going to give me the tickets that you won, Naja? Thanks a lot tita. Should I be getting all the four tickets or the first two only? =)

--=+=--

My mind is blank for the meantime. Let's just leave it that way.

Of a movie questions again.

Help again. What are the movies, that are listed below, that had been shown on our local theaters and filmfests?

CapoteCube
Duma
Heist
Kolobos
Radio (starring cuba gooding jr.)
Sleepwalkers
Sylvia
Taps
A Love Song For Bobby Long
Bless The Child
Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story
Friday Night Lights
Hallow's End
Hustle & Flow
Natural Born Killers
Nick Of Time
One Tough Cop
Out For A Kill
Pit Fighter
Species III
Tequila Express
The Birds
The Boxer
The Clearing
The Last Castle
The Legend Of Bagger Vance
The Marksman
The Musketeer
The Point Men
The War Of The Worlds
The World According To Garp
To Kill A Mockingbird
Urban Cowboy

Of a weekend.

What a weekend.

So many things happened.

It's about time again... For life.

Thanks!!!

Fifty percent left.

Of sumthings...

Thank God my half-sister's home. They went from Lebanon to Jordan. And after that, I don't know the story. Basta, they're here already.

--=+=--

On to professional wrestling, why is it that they didn't show the other antics of the re-birthed Degeneration X? Jack tv didn't show the cock scene. Jack tv didn't show the shit scene.

--=+=--

Is this happening to me in one day or one week? I just hope these things push through. I'm ready for the things that will be coming. I'm ready to face the world.

--=+=--

I just wish there wouldn't be any rains later.

Of a python.

I am on a python search right now.

I think i'm obssessed with these wacky people.

I just wish I could have all the movies, series, and stuff related to Monty Python.

Of a movie question.

Can somebody tell me if the following were shown in the Philippines (movie theatre or filmfest?)

Airheads
Casino Royale
Clue
D.E.B.S.
Fat Albert
Good Morning, Vietnam
Any Beatles movie
Life Of Brian
Lock, Stock, And Two Smoking Barrels
Animal House
Major Payne
Nothing In Common
100 Girls
One Night At Mccool's
Private Benjamin
Roman Holiday
Sgt. Bilko
Soul Plane
Sugar & Spice
The Big Bounce
The Great Outdoors
The Meaning Of Life
The Perfects Score
Tommy Boy
Trainspotting
Undercover Brother
Unstoppable
Vice Versa
Who's Your Daddy?

Of a rain.

I just hope the rain stops today or tomorrow.

Of a text forwards III.

R-18 time...

Si Mahal sumakay ng taxi...
Mahal: Dlaybel, alam mu to adles?
Driver: Ano address?
Mahal: Siksik oten patay titi!
Driver: Tingnan ko nga (binasa)... ah...
- 66010 Pasay City -


Amo: Yaya! Bakit mo itinapon si baby palabas ng bintana?!!
Yaya: E kasi sir, sabi ni ma'am
"Yaya, pag wala nang pampers si baby, i-huggies mo na lang..."


Anong bagay na mahaba...
Pag nagalit tumataba,
May ulo,
May buhok,
Pag napuno pumuputok,
Kung malaki, nagbibigay ligaya sa babae?

E di titi, kala mo joke?


One night, Mark walks alone in Balete,
Then he heard "Mark! Mark!"...
Lumingon siya, walang tao.
"Mark! Mark!"
Tumakbo siya.
Pagdating sa kanto, he saw a sign:
"Beware: Ngongong aso!"


Passenger taps taxi driver's shoulder.
"Nyaaahh!!!", screamed the driver.
Passenger: Bakit ka sumigaw?
Driver: Sorry bossing bago lang kasi ako sa taxi, 25 years akong driver ng punerarya!


You left a boy you thought never loved you,
10 years later, you saw him with his daughter.
You asked her name, the little girl replied!
I was named after my dad's first love...

"Badong"


2 babies where playing in the crib.
When suddenly the baby girl cried...
"Rape!"
The baby boy said...

"Ay tanga, naupuan mo lang kaya yung pacifier mo! Ambisyosa to!"


It'll
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.
.
.
.
Booba


Importante ang susunod na iyong mababasa...
.
.
.
.
.
"Importante"


There's this girl in a disco who walks to a man...
Girl: Marunong kang mag-swing?
Man: (Maangas) Bakit??? Mukha ba akong D.I.?
Girl: Hindi, mukha kang unggoy!


Kaibigan ka ba ni Jay-r Trinidad?
Nasa phonebook ka niya eh.
Pakisabi nasa akin ang cellphone niya,
Naiwan niya sa kama ko kagabi.

Salamat!

Sender: Piolo Pascual
+63915559898


I get hurt when people say bad things about you.
That's why I defended you!
Coz I can't bear to see you in pain
So, I told them:

"Pucha naman e! Hindi si Jay-r and nasa sex video!"


Erap in school
Teacher: Who knows what minimize is?
Erap: Alam ko po ma'am!
Teacher: Use minimize in a sentence.
Erap: Minimize is d gerlpren of mickeymize.


May nakapagsabi na ba sa 'yo na ang cute mo?
Kung wala pa,

Wala tayong magagawa! BWahahaha!!!


PUTANGINA PENGENG FRENCH FRIES!!
Show this at any Mcdonald's store and get FREE
regular fries thrown at your face. Hurry!
Promo valid today only! Per DTI permit #001


KNOWLEDGE POWER:
Pare-parehas ba ang timbang ng mga pekpek?
Ka Ernie: Aba'y oo... Matambok man o hindi, lahat sila'y tig-iisang guhit!


Nakaamoy si ngongo ng pabango sa isang store.
Ngongo: Ale, mango!
Ale: Pabango yan! Hindi alimango!
Ngongo: Ale, mango!
Nag-agawan sila at nabasag ito.
Ngongo: Ale, masag!


A SAD STORY:
A little boy was so jealous of his new born brother.
So he put poison on the nipples of his mother.
The next day...
Their driver died!
Sad no?


Sa isang ospital...
Lola: (may cancer) Dok, anong gagawin ninyo sa akin?
Dok: Che-chemo lola...
Lola: Titi mo rin! Bastos ka! Walang modo!

Of a life-change.

Few days left.

Wishing everything will be for the better...

Of a building.

What happens when you haven't got any sleep and you look for a building even though that you have the name of the building under your nose?

You enter three buildings.

Of a merks.

I drank a bottle earlier.

A friend shared this to me:
Pumba: Pag-uwi ko kahapon sa taxi galit yung taxi driver. Sabi nya "Nakakainis yang si Drilon. Pinasara pa yung daan, darating lang sya e." Tapos, nakita ko yung sign sabi "ROAD CLOSED. DRILL ON GOING."

Shet. winner.

We also had some joke with Merks. The owner. It goes like this:
Pumba: Oi tawagin natin yung si Richard Merk tapos mag-sign tayo ng parang box sign. Tapos pag lumapit sya, syempre akala nya autograph. Tapos, hindi po ganun yung bill ang hinihingi namin.
Me: Paano kung tanong nya kung bakit sya ang tinawag.
Pumba: E sya lang ang kakilala natin e.

Will post forwarded texts III tomorrow or later or alligator in a river.

Of a 25 year haul.

I was trying to brainstorm (brainstorm daw o) some things that happened to me during the past 25 years that the world is sacrificing because of a person, like me, is living. I think I caused too much pain and I think it's time...

Time for me to reminisce (Intro: Reminiscing by Little River Band... or is it... Little Rubber Band). Let's go I this time.

I know how to use the bicycle.
I never learned how to use the yo-yo.
I have eaten sundot-kulangot.
I never have been in an airplane.
I know how to drive a manual but doesn't know how to drive an automatic.
I still don't know where BIR is.
I know how to swim.
I never learned how to use the skateboard.
I sucked with the game sipa.
I sucked with ice skating and roller-blading.
I never owned a game console after the Family Computer.
I have never been in a blind date (and probably never will be).
I've been heartbroken.
I never excelled with contact sports.
I never broke anything in my body.
I know how to climb a tree.
I've had an attack of the kulane (yuckkk!!!!).
I've had various illnesses (i.e.: amoeba, hepa-a, measles, german measles, primary complex, etc.)
I never bullied anybody to the bullied extent.
I never landed at the last five spot in the class (naks! yabang... e ilan ba kayo sa klase? apat).
I used to collect Funny Comics.
I've seen and read adult material (oh... I think everybody has... don't be a hypocrite).
I've been on tv and on radio (extra extra lang).
I enjoyed the benefits of a school bus.
I won something in elementary that was un-deserving.
I was harassed by the third sex.
I harassed a third sex.
I have been in a math contest.
I've played in a flood.
I've enjoyed the rain (I still bathe in the rain once in a while).
I have had dogs, cats, chicken, mouse, fish, and lobster before.
I've been in Nayong Pilipino.
I never owned any Andrew E. tapes.
I've seen theater plays for kids.
I've played q-zar but never been able to play laser quest before.
I got addicted with Dance Dance Revo.
I owned a Brick game.
I owned a game and watch.
I had G.I. Joe's and Micro machines.
I never owned a Barbie =( .

I think that's too much. Hehe. I think it doesn't really hurt if you're self-centered sometimes. Builds up your confidence.

Of a why.

Why is it that i'm not amused with showbiz chikaness ever anymore?
Why is it that i don't read the newspaper much anymore (except for the comics section of course)?
Why is it that i find television shows right now boring?
Why can't i find brandon routh hot?
Why is it that kate bosworth is not as hot as she was on blue something-something.
Why is it that whenever december comes, depression comes in?

Of a wishes.

I wish I have the ff:
- Complete season of Friends
- Complete season of That 70's Show
- Complete season of The Simpsons
- Complete season of Futurama

Of a stupidism.

Hot-headism has always led me to bad decisions.

Shit.

Patience. Patience. Patience boy.

Of a sleepy-head.

I'm just sleepy. Weee.

I'm just wide-eyed asleep here.

Of a search.

How can you say you are mature? Or how do you know if you are mature enough for this world? I mean how can you measure maturity in a person?

How do you know if you are growing? Or has grown enough to be the person you want to be?

How can you freakin' tell?

Of a Lebanon.

Please pray for the OFW's residing in Lebanon right now. My half-sister and her family's there.

Of an LTO.

Finally I got my renewed license driver or is it driver's license last friday. Here's the story.

I woke up at 9 am and went to the nearest LTO office. A few blocks away from Ever Ortigas. I learned that LTO opened at 8am. I should've been earlier.

Once I get there, it was good. I mean the assistance booth really assisted people unlike other government offices who only knew how to pass the question to their co-officemates. So, it all started. They gave me a form for medical and drug testing.

Off I go to the droogs. It took me quite some time there. I stupidingly forgot that I should piss for the drug test. I took a piss before I went out. So, I had to buy almost two bottles of liquid. First, I got off and drank and cough syrup and then a bottle of vodka. Nah... Distilled water and C2. And I only filled the vial less than half. Thank God the doctor was kind or else I should've stayed there for an hour.

And then... what medical test? I went on to have an eye test. Ok, the person-in-charge there was quite pretty but if a person is pretty it doesn't mean that you have to be conceited. Right? I mean I could've been more beautiful than her if I were a girl.

Cost: Two fifty for the drug test and fifty for the eye test.

Then, hell came.

Went back to the assistance booth and asked what to do next. I have to go to the Xerox booth to get a form. I went there and asked for a renewal form and then this "official employee" started "harassing" me. I may be harsh with words but I find it proper.

Cost: Three bucks for a freaking piece of photocopied paper.

So, the gay O.E. interrogated me and he even filled up my form. Isn't it nice. Now, here's the thing. Do I look like i'm rich or something? I mean why is it that I'm usually a target for these occassions???

So, he told me that he has a sister inside and I should pay 480 for the processing fee. In addition, a 100 for the "lagay" and an additional 30 for him. Since, i'm so fucking galant I added 20 for his sister and 20 for him. A total of 650.

And then I waited.

Got called early for the picture. And then went to the C.R. to piss (Cost: 2 bucks). and went back to take my picture again because the L.T.O. person messed up or something.

And then I waited. And waited. And lunch break came. And did I say... I still waited?

So, finally paying people were called and guess. I was called to pay the fee. Cost: 264 pesos only. I still paid the amount and went straight to the gay O.E. I asked him why do I have to pay again? He told me that I shouldn't have paid anything since I'm already paid. So, we went to see his sister and found out that she was looking for me all along. So the 264 that I paid were returned and I got home.

Advantages: I still got home early somehow. I think the other applicants waited for an additional two hours or so.
Disadvantage: Isn't it obvious?

I love the Philippines.

Of a unmoody woody.

I am not in the mood right now in anything.

Thank God for Lei's Hunter X Hunter. (basta si Lei may X)

Of an LTO experience (again).

I have a lot of things to say about this damn office but I have to write it tomorrow or later. I'm not in the mood to write.

Hey, I just wrote.

Of a courtship.

Nobody has ever made an article about courtship or something in this line.

Usually, you'll get the same answer from everybody. Be yourself. So how far is yourself being yourself? Right? I mean if you watched Hitch, every guy should be considered. Then, why is it that everybody isn't given the chance to make a first move? Just because he is ugly or because somebody told you that he has something something?

I want to write things about these in here but I might sound somebody who's good with women. But i'm not. How about writing things that shouldn't be done when making the first move.

I think that's it for now.

Of a month.

To all you lovers out there, you can use this word from now on:

Mensiversary.

Please, never ever use the word monthsary, especially when i'm with you. Use mensiversary instead.

Got that from Kris' afternoon show.

"I wanna go forward!!!"

Of a wha-at?

I don't feel good. I don't know why.

Maybe its Ester's fault.

Damn you Ester!!!!

Of a boxer and 2006 movies.

I'm going to stop being mushy for the moment.

You all probably know who Manny Pacquaio is. We can consider him right now as a successful boxer and a millionaire (going billionaire perhaps? --> in peso of course).

I just hate the crab mentality of Filipinos. Left and right I would hear that Manny is now "mayabang" or he is somebody. Just because he is not in your level anymore doesn't mean Manny is different. Well, he is different financially. That's it. I just hate this Pinoy mentality. That's why we don't move to the next level. We think like this. Very barbaric. Very immature. We should be happy with what's happening to people who DESERVE what has been given to them.

Moving on, do I hear it right?

There is a 2006 hit movie? I thought it was The Da Vinci Code, Superman Returns, X-men III, and Pamahiin. I was wrong. Well, i've bypassed Cars and that's not my fault.

I'm talking about Mr. Depp, Ms. Keira, and Ms. Bloom. I heard it was the bomb. So, I really have to watch that pirates with a pearl.

Of a time.

Father time is ticking and I don't know what to do.

Don't know what to do whenever you are near.
Don't know what to say my heart is falling in tears.
If I could pass by I could fly.

Of a wha-at?

Damn hypocrites.

I hope you can sleep at nights.

Of a morning after.

Wow. So far away, doesn't anybody say... blah blah.

hehehe.

Wee!!!! I feel like i'm flying.

Jack!!! Rose!!!!

"Every night in my dreams I see you I feel you"

In addition, I am the only living member of the group Anti-tanic. The group who hasn't seen Titanic in their lifetime.

Of a wrestlers.

We have two televisions in the office and both channels were placed in two wrestling matches.

I was trying to decide whom to watch. Hacksaw Jim Duggan versus that new wrestler or Juan duwag versus Joe Pogi?

Foreign wrestling or local?

This is so hard.

Of a new words picture.

They used this for the caption contest.














This is a spoof of that James Bond credit card advertisment.

(So, feeling mo James Bond ka??? James Pond pwede pa.)

Of a Beatles' In My Life.

Do you believe in a second chance in life?

I'm beginning to.

Of more happy days to come.

I just need one thing. Just one thing.

I'll be happy forever.

Of a grin.

Happee days are here again.

Crosses fingers. Crosses arms. Crosses neck.

Of a blog.

Here's one rant. Why is it that people just leave blogs behind? Why don't they continue with it? Or place something like "Hey! I've moved to a new blog. Etc. Etc.". Or if you don't want people to hound you. "I don't like you because you've been kiblitzing my blog. I have a new one and I won't tell you. Haha."

Or delete the blog.

Of Janice's songs.

Line-up of her songs on her nuptial:

1. Hesus Ng Aking Buhay
2. How Lovely Is Your Dwelling Place
3. You by the Carpenters
4. Your Love
5. Sunlight
6. Looking Through Your Eyes
7. I Will
8. Hey Look At The Sun
9. Beginning Today
10. For All We Know
11. Only Hope
12. I Knew I Loved You
13. From This Moment

and a few more other songs.