Of the urban #

I only love spams once in a while and I found an interesting one in FB. Someone tagged me and if you wanna do this go ahead, “I don’t control your choices”.

A warning and some caution. Since there are uneducated Internet users all over the world, for sure, you’ll be offended with some of the definitions added in the website mentioned below.

You’ve been warned.

And oh yeah, I do want to add racial and sexist remarks in my post. Please don’t be offended. I’m doing this in the spirit of kupal fun.

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INSTRUCTIONS: Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write one definition it gives you.

1. Your name?

Reynaldo

Definition:

Egg headed and geek.

Jay-r’s reaction:

Bagay na bagay. I heb two eggs e.

2. Age?

27

Definition:

the age all rockstars die at:

jimi Hendrix :: jim Morrison :: janis Joplin :: kurt cobain :: alexander the great :: james dean :: river phoenix :: brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)

Example:

- you and i have been through that

- and this is NOT our fate

27

Links:

if you haven't seen nirvana unplugged you fucking missed out

Jay-r’s reaction:

Rockstars rule!

3.One of your friends?

Cherie

Definition:

to die your your hair a silly colour or to engage in sexual activity and forget the persons name

Example:

" i seem to have cherie'd my hair" "i cherie'd a guy last nyt" i.e "i can't remember his name and we had sex"

Links:

adjective cherie'd noun cherie atonym cherieified synonym myles

Jay-r’s reaction:

Yihee. Bwahahaha. I just love the definition.

4. What should you be doing?

watching movies

Definition:

{Verb} It just basically means incest.

Example:

(IM) Hey, well, I got to go.. I''' be watching movies with my sister.

(IM response) Really? What is that? Is that like, code word for incest?

(IM) Mmhmm.

Links:

incest movies watching sex family siblings

Jay-r’s reaction:

Wala nang mas kukupal sa meaning ng watching movies.

5. Favorite colour?

green

Definition:

A word used to describe a girl who is just a tad bit too under aged for socially acceptable sexual relations, although there are still men who will still perform such an act. Derived from unripe fruit being to "green" to pick.

Example:

Guy 1:"God damn!!! if that bitch wasn't so green i would break my fucking dick off in her ass!"

Guy 2:"Bro, I don't give a fuck, i'll still hit that shit!

Jay-r’s reaction:

Bwahahaha. Ang kupal pa din ng definition.

6. Favorite number?

15

Definition:

- An unnattractive or "sketchy" female.

- in reference to a hand in Blackjack.

Example:

Guy 1:Dude she was a total 15.

Guy 2: Huh?

Guy 1: As in blackjack...

Guy 2: As in your're not sure if you would hit it.

Guy 1: Yup.

Link:

girl female bang ugly next

Jay-r’s reaction:

Dyosko, mali mali pa ang spelling ng definition sa site. Hehehe/

7. Month of your birthday?

April

Definition:

the month were the sexiest bitches are born

Example:

april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

Link:

zhfcjfxxxxx,kdjdjcccccccc,dkkkdkdkd,dkdkslsoe,dodoekjdjdfjdf,myspace

Jay-r’s reaction:

Need I say more?

8. Last person you talked to?

driver (tricycle)

Definition:

Is always male because women can not drive. He makes the fucking decisions because he is driving the car. He is responsible for everyone. He is the leader. You listen to him. He doesn't take any shit from the back seat driver. His favorite person in the car is the wing man. He realizes the person riding shotgun is the idiot who called it and will probably die first when he decides to kill himself and everyone else. The person in the bitch seat in between him and shotgun is the reason he will kill everyone because he/she is making him go crazy. He likes the hump person because when he looks in his rear view mirror, the person smiles at him. He could care less about the person in the trunk because he/she have no seat belt and no one can hear he/she.

Example:

John drives his white marauder (1996 Toyota Corolla) with fierce dictatorship. Why? because he is the driver and has totaled 3 cars. You shut the fuck up and listen to him because he just might do it again.

Link:

drive car hump back seat driver shot gun bitch seat trunk wing man the white marauder rules!

Jay-r’s reaction:

Nagbayad kasi ako ng pamasahe kanina. Walang basagan ng trip.

9. One of your nicknames?

Jay-r

Definition:

- A Definition used for when an individual gets more then 100 kills in Call of Duty, Halo or any online shooting game. This can also be used as a title for an individual extremely skilled and efficient in the art of killing in Call of Duty or Halo

- Jay R: derived from the latin term " Chuck Norris"

Example:

- Fred: 100 kills? wow you just pulled of a Jay R!

- Billy: oh shit my xbox 360 blew up last night!

Bobby: why?

Billy: oh i was facing a guy who was a real Jay R and he got so many kills on me in such short time my xbox couldnt take it :(

Link:

master chief chuck norris god of pwn spartan terminator

Jay-r’s reaction:

Video games rule! Pwned!!!!

10. What are you wearing now?

white shirt (guy)

Definition:

A cute guy that wears a white shirt and white bandana when he frequents Shampoo in Philadelphia every thursday; A cute emo boy who wears white.

Example:

Holy shit! I found these pictures on my computer that I saved about a year ago. He looks really familiar! OMG. It's white shirt guy from shampoo!

Link:

white shirt guy emo shampoo club

Jay-r’s reaction:

White is emo? WTH?

11. Your pet's name?

lab-lab (sumalangit-nawa)

Definition:

- shortened-coloquialism for elaborating or an elaboration.

- To elaborate the truth therefore to lie / be lying.

- a. Verb: to lab; labbing

b. Noun: a lab.

Example:

a. John: I'm getting laid on friday!

Ryan: Quit labbing!

b. John: Kris told me he got head three times last night!

Ryan: Jeez, that's such a lab, you didn't believe him did you?

Link:

lying labbin pretending labbing elaborate.

Jay-r’s reaction:

Yan ang namatay naming lobster. Huhuhu.

12. What you did last Friday?

work

Definition:

- 1. Having sex with a fellow employee.

- 2. Downloading massive amounts of porn.

Example:

1. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

2. Sorry honey, I have to work late tonight.

Link:

coworker marriage employment multitasking task oriented

Jay-r’s reaction:

I’m all for the second definition. Bwahahaha!

13. Your Zodiac Sign?

aries

Example:

Slang for white powder heroin in france.

Example:

Can I get an eightball of aries?

Link:

heroin smack diamorphine skag tar

Jay-r’s reaction:

Drugs rule!

14. The last 3 digits of your cellphone number?

540

Definition:

An area code for Fredericksburg, a historical area in Virginia. Also in other places in Spotsylvania County. It's a growing area. It's not fun, but that's because people are so uncreative. I could think of a million bad ass things to do there.

Example:

Person #1: Hey I'm from the 540, reppin'!

Person #2: Fuck that. That shit is boring.

Person #1: No, you're just lame and can't think of anything legit to do.

Link:

540 va 2 up 2 down reppin. growing area code

Jay-r’s reaction:

Ang sucky nung isang meaning e. Tungkol sa skateboarding.

15. Your fantasy nickname?

Guybrush

Definition:

A sexy pirate with an attitude

Jay-r’s reaction:

Oh hell yeah!

16. Your favorite clothing brand?

Lacoste

Definition:

A brand,plain and simple.Known for the gator symbol and their polos.It doesn't matter what people consider it anyways(prep,frat),you like it,you wear it.

Example:

girl:you think I should buy a Lacoste shirt,or are they too preppy.

guy:no,go ahead,buy it.it's a brand,and who cares what insecure people consider it.

Jay-r’s reaction:

The funny thing is I don’t even have any Lacoste shirts. Napamigay na ang lahat.

17. Where you work?

philippines

Definition:

- an awesome country

- it is in asia

- you can buy pirated dvd's and video games from there months before they come out in north america, alot cheaper if you use american dollars

Example:

person 1: i cant wait till that video game comes out in november

person 2: just go to the philippines, they will already have it

Link:

philippines asia awesome piracy yay

Jay-r’s reaction:

One of the best definitions I found. Bwahahaha!

18. What day is it tomorrow?

wednesday

Definition:

A blow Job in the front seat of your car.

Example:

Shit, man. That was the most magnificent Wednesday ever.

Link:

wednesday blow job car vehicle ariel misunderstanding

Jay-r’s reaction:

Susmarya. Nao-offend na ko. Pramis.

19. Your favorite smell?

natural (smell)

Definition:

A term used in Warcraft III to denote gold mines which are located near the starting base of a player. These mines are typically lightly guarded and hence favor Humans and Night Elves that can expand them quickly.

Example:

Lost Temple is so imba. A human can have level 2 and expand his natural within the first 3 minutes of the game.

Jay-r’s reaction:

Game na naman?

20. Your favorite food?

filipino

Definition:

- wannabe mayates/niggerz

- thinkin they all hard

Example:

ey foo whos that wannabe mayate?

naw homie hes jus a filipino fagget

fuck that leva bitch chinito

Link:

filipino flip wannabe poser wangsta asian chino chinito

Jay-r’s reaction:

Syet. Ang kupal ng definition. Bwahahahaha!

Of the winners #

Here’s my take on this year’s Oscars. It was awesome and fantastic. That makes it an awesome-tastic show as opposed to fuckin-tastic which we all know what means.

Actually I’m not sure what it really means but it sounds so near with those KFC commercials.

I was actually awake as early as 7 in the morning waiting for this goddamn show. I found out that Velvet is showing it live including the red carpet and the show will start at 945 in the morning at channel 2. So, it’s all fine you commercial fuckin-bitches.

It feels good to say the F word once in a while (kasalanan ito nung The Blair Witch Project na pinanonood ko kanina. Puro fuck moment pala yun. Que Barbaridad.)

I don’t really have much to say for this year’s Ocars. I have to remember two things though. Create notes for the show and be sure you are absent that day. Oh, and another two more things to remember. Watch all the movies nominated and do a mock vote.

The only problem with this one is if the movie becomes really sucky then ugh I still have to watch the movie from start to end.

Moving on to the show…

The opening sequence is awesome, really. If you’ve seen most of the nominated movies then you’d probably get the opening sequence by Hugh Jackman. Surprisingly, he was able to pull this one that, well, made it really memorable, in positive terms of course.

Pulling out Anne Hathaway in the audience, a post-opening chat with the audience and saying “I am Wolverine” at the end of the opening sequence is enough for a standing ovulation err ovation.

And it is tiring to see Brangelina’s faces over and over and over again. IMHO, they are not Hollywood. Marissa Tomei is (I’m hearting Marissa for her Wrestler performance. Ngayon lang itetch.)

Tina Fey and (oh god, I forgot his name again) her partner, Will Smith, Natalie Portman and Ben “Joaquin Phoenix Impersonator” Stiller, and fucking Rob “twilight” are memorable as presentors.

Rob the Twilight is memorable because Zac Efron both had a presenting job and a singing/dancing job while Rob is just Rob. (at least nakapapel si Zac nung time na ito. Pasalamat siya sa Hairspray.)

The “musical” is meh for me. I mean Baz, ftw, made the mix of songs but, actually, it wasn’t that memorable. It is probably the fact that it has been used before or some of the singers didn’t really “steal” the show. (may isang part kasi dun na duet si Beyonce and si Hugh versus the HSM duo and parang wala lang. Ni hindi nga napansin ang ganda ni Vanessa. Hala Vanessa laos ka na. Try mo ulit yung full monty through the internet moment mo baka bumenta ulit at ang mababasa ko na naman sa Internet, “I would do this girl if she would just shave.” Promise, nabasa ko yan. Alam nyo naman kung gaano kagago at kakupal ang mga taong nagco-comment sa Internet. And in the end you’ll find out na yung nag-comment ay isang thirteen year old. Arusdyosko.)

I am just happy that Button didn’t win much. It was all hype. (sabi nila maganda daw pero ugh inantok ako dun sa movie. Kung hindi si Cate at si Brad ang artista dun. It would’ve sucked and considered as a B-movie.)

I have yet to see Vicky Cristina Barcelona Spain y Cuntodos Los Santos De Media Noche Najackpot Sapusalee.

For Heath, c’mon… Really? Actually, I’m not really impressed with his performance in The Dark Knight (maybe The Dark Knight itself is awesome but), I’d rather see his naked butt getting it on with Jake (did I say that out loud?) But if you would think and analyze about this, if they didn’t give it to Heath, they’d probably hear a lot of boo and the Oscar people are discriminatory with the dead people. So they’d rather give the award to him. Damn if you do, damn if you don’t baby.

I saw John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston. Yihee. (sila na ba or sila ba talaga or ayun.)

The Pineapple Express filler is also awesome, though it is not a lol-type of scene. It was all worth it; it felt like I was watching the MTV Movie Awards. I heart James Franco. Bwahahaha.

I have a question, is Jerry Lewis that old? For an old guy, he sure can still walk.

Kate Winslet gave a long acceptance speech and Sean Penn is so serious ergo…

The Oscars went from high to low and it seems that the Oscar people expected this one that’s why they started the show with the award for the Best Supporting Actress.

Oh yeah, I will miss Sydney Pollack, Charlton Heston, and Paul Newman. You guys rule!

The style for the Best Actor and Actress (and the supporting ones) on how it was given was quite a new thing for everyone. What they did was they took past winners and they described the nominees one by one. And I agree with Cuba Gooding Jr. (hindi nga lang bumenta yung joke nya about Shaft pero carry na din.)

And I’m still happy that Button didn’t win much and Slumdog took almost everything home. FTW!

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I could’ve missed some more things but it’s all good. (mahaba na yung chorva ko.)

(Next year ulit.)

Of the tochiquits #

Hey hey hey. Have you heard of the thirteen year old boy who impregnated a fifteen-year-old girl? It was televised on… television (surprise!) and it was really funny and sad at the same time.

Let’s go to the sad part first. Well, it seems that teen pregnancy is on the rise (when I say teen, it means that your age will fall under the teen part. It means that your age would fall from eleventeen to eighteen. I don’t consider a person, nineteen years of age, still a teen due to numerous reasons. And yes, Jay-r left his teen years at the age of twenty-five.) Actually it had been on the rise from the past two decades and yes, it sucks.

Doing the math first, if a girl got pregnant at the age of fifteen and let’s say her daughter would have the same fate and so on. So, it means that at the age of thirty you’re a grandmother and at forty-five you’re a great grandmother and at sixty, you’re a super grandmother (don’t forget that granny has to wear that S shirt worn by geeks worldwide, referenced of course to Clark Pampanga.)

The implications of course are population growth and the emotional growth of the child. C’mon, how can a child teach another child?

There’s one answer to that, I Am Sam, as that movie is true and based on fartual events. Look at Dakota Fanning right now, the movie Push made her career go down.

And again, I’m not making any sense here, as always.

I don’t want to give the solutions for this issue. (Actually I do. My momma and I had a long discussion on parenthood last night. And no, I’m not having a baby. I’m still having my monthly hello.)

Anyhoo, let’s go to the funny part na lang. I’m getting word-ish here and I’m not in the mood for that.

So, the interviewer was interviewing (oh wow, what a surprise) the thirteen-year-old boy and he asked the boy, “So, how are you going to take care of the baby financially?” The boy gave the response, “What’s financially?”

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I always love to hate to be in our reunions. This is the only time that I have to constantly keep my guard up. As there are questions that don’t really need to be asked but they are eventually asked. Though, looking back in history, previous generations of my clan are inate-ly… uhm… witty (I don’t think there’s a word close to it) and insulting.

You might hear hurtful words left and right at times, it doesn’t mean we are serious with it. We just talk that way. We are just in-your-face people whenever we have a gathering.

And if you’re an outsider, let’s say a cousin of my cousin or even a girlfriend of a cousin, you might feel uneasy with the way we talk.

(in short, kung hindi ka sanay sa amin, siguradong ma-ooffend ka. Pero I think marami din namang mga clans na ganito. We were brought up this way. Yung malakas mang-asar and such. We just love laughter kahit na may siguradong tatamaan. Pero it’s all good. And yes, hindi na ko kasing kupal tulad noon. So there.)

I started with those things above because my cousin’s girl recently had a baby girl. And yes, that makes me an uncle.

So, they told me that the baby looks like my cousin’s brother (they nicknamed him Monkey Boy. He’s not really ugly but we love doing this to our blood relatives. My lola even nicknamed my cousin, a girl, Chiquito because according to my lola, she looks like Chiquito. And I’ll be posting her picture in here if you want to check if she looks exactly like Chiquito.)

My retort then to that (see previous paragraph without the parenthesis) is, “Ay ang pangit naman kung kamukha nya si Jonjon (my cousin’s brother.)” Obviously, the mother was offended but the father laughed at my hirit (kasi nga kilala nga nila na ko. babaw hirit lang yun.)

To make matters worst, I made the Chiquito reference follow-up and yeah, ang kufal ko talaga. Hehehe.

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(walang pangit sa angkan namin.) So there.

(dalawang so there yan.)

Of the hosts #

Paano na ang late night viewing habit ko? San ko pa isisiksik ang oras na isasayang sa panonood ko ng mga late night shows?

Ganito kasi iyan, itong si David Letterman nasa Maxx ngayon, siya talaga ang favorite kong late night show host (syempre kasama yung show) pero dahil hindi komportable sa kin ang paglipat lipat sa channel 23, iniiwan ko na lang sa Jacktv yung panonood ko. Ok na din ako dun. Nami-miss ko lang kasi yung sarcasm ni David pero oks lang talaga.

Si Jay Leno kasi (alam ko kasabay ito ng David Letterman), sa aking pagkakaintindi, bumebenta madalas yung mga bastos jokes niya at may mga memorable na skit tulad ng Judgmental Bastard at yung Jaywalking. Mas gusto ko pa nga si Conan O’brien kasi kahit sobrang korni ng skit at ng joke, yung ginugugol nilang effort sa paggawa nun, nakikita mo. At ang titigas talaga ng mukha nila na gawin yun, “kahit sabit ok lang” (parang buhay natin…)

Isa lang ang kinatatakot ko, paano na si masturbating bear? Makikita ko pa din kaya siya?

Nagpapaalam na kasi sila Conan sa set niya e last week na ngayon. Paano na pagdating ng Marso, ang pagkakaintindi ko puro replay na daw yung ipapalabas habang pumu-puwesto na tong si Jimmy Fallon.

So, ano na yan? Apat na yung possibleng aabangan ko pag gabi? Nakakapagod di ba?

Malaki na din naman kasi ang possibility na mag-retire na itong si David at talagang matindi ang cross-fingers ko ngayon para kay Jimmy, sana wag siyang mag super-suck.

Napapanood ko din naman siya sa Saturday Night Live noon pati na din yung hosting stints niya pag may MTV movie awards pero syempre iba pa din ang approach ng pang-araw-araw di ba? Syempre, nandyan yung magsasawa ka kaagad pag nakita mong hindi patok ang show niya (pero in fairness, itong si Conan din naman noon, walang kwenta yung show niya, kelan lang naman pumick-up.)

Ang laki ng problema ko noh?

As usual, walang kwenta.

At oo, naiyak ako sa paalam episode ni Conan. Hikbi.

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Napanood ko din yung isang news item sa Estados Unidos tungkol sa isang babaeng newscaster na sumabit sa pagbigkas ng salitang ‘peanut’ at ginawa niyang ‘penis’. Panalo di ba? Tungkol ito sa pamimigay daw ng mani sa Northwest Airlines at imagine niyo na lang na mga Penises ang pinamimigay sa mga eroplanong ito.

At dahil tinatamad akong maghanap ng mga link para dito. Nandyan naman si Google. (dahil napakainam kong maging isang journalist. Pangarap ko kasi yun.)

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At syempre wag din nating kalimutan yung mga high school students na nambubugbog at nabubugbog.

Oo, wala na naman akong link para dun.

Pero ayun, nakakagulat lang talaga ang mga kabataan ngayon. Iba na ang mga soiree soiree na yan.

Kunsabagay, nung panahon ko, hindi din naman ako pinapayagan kaya hindi ko din masasabi kung ano ba dapat ang nangyayari pag may mga meet-up ng mga all-boys at mga all-gels.

Eto ang sigurado, pag tumuloy pa yan. Fucked up na ang next generation. Lagi ko namang pinagdadasal na hindi maging ganyan sana.

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Woo-hoo. Pasensya na. Seryoso. Kailangan din naman nating maging seryoso paminsan-minsan.

Of the guy #

No, it’s not Pip’s partner in circa… err… the past.

As I’ve finally seen it. After numerous downloads (that’s two to be exact) using some lame torrents, I was able to download and enjoy a copy (bootleg of course) of Nick And Norah’s Infinite Playlist.

I have always been a sucker for these kinds of films: simple screenplay, relationship issues, and great soundtrack. It doesn’t matter if the acting is not as fantabulous as that Asian girl in Gran Torino or Sean Penn as Harvey Milk. What matters is the simplicity of the film and of course, the non-stop funny (non lol-ish of course) course of the film.

I know the movie consists of teenage actors and actresses (actually matatanda na sila pero dahil sa mahika ng pinilakang tabing, nag-iibang anyo ang mga artista at sila ay bumabata o tumatanda) and the issue (or issues) dealt in the film can still be applied to people of all ages (kahit Jurassic or thunders na sya.)

There was one particular scene that made me notice. The one where the bida guy was asking something from the bida girl (I won’t divulge much here, watch it. No spoilers. Mataas ang EQ ko.) And even the bida guy, I think, was asked of that same idea. And it was one of the few films where this was told without any hesitations and without any answers from the bida actors and actresses (and it was very natural kasi in real life if you were asked that same question, what would you say?)

And yes, I would just leave it as cryptic as it can be.

From a few posts ago, I mentioned about the song Till I Hear From You from the movie Empire Records and probably this movie can go hand in hand with that film due to the numerous good songs used in the film.

I particularly liked Speed of Sound; Lover; Middle Managemen; Ottoman (oh god, the violins); Riot Radio (hello guitarrrrr hero); Fever; Xavia (I love this); After Hours (I had this song for months already and I’m still listening to it… say you’ll stay…); Our Swords; Silvery Sleds; Baby, You’re My Light; Very Loud; How To Say Goodbye; Last Words; and that Nick & Norah’s Theme (instrumental of course).

Oh wait. Those are the exact fifteen tracks in the soundtrack. How dare you.

And since when did you listen to this music? (Oh, I’ve been listening to them for quite some time now, thank you to a few friends who’ve introduced non-mainstream music.)

And using unknown (for me they are unknown) actors are always effective if you’re trying to make a hit movie.

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Before I forget, the band’s sexuality is a winner.

As Michael Cera’s or Nick’s quote says, “If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.”

Of the saved #

I’m just happy right now that I know that my guardian angel is still there watching me.

I recently had a car failure on the stretch of a major road. I went somewhere during that time. It was, I think; during the wee hours of morning that I did this and the moment the car broke down, it turn to a point where I was really helpless.

There would always be a list of the “I should’ve” but it would be much better, and I did, if I thought of all the positive things that happened to me during those hours.

It went up like this. As I was driving along that big avenue, I felt a sudden gush (joke…), I felt some rumbling (not me of course, yung car) and I didn’t even took notice of it since I know it wasn’t really a big of a deal.

Then it happened, the clutch was misaligned. I was in the middle of nowhere (somehow). There were a lot of hammer girls and yeah, did I mention I was in the middle of nowhere and I was starting to panic.

I started to panic because of one thing. My phone’s batt is dead and I think that explains it all.

Thank God, my guardian angel in the form of a mamang taxi driver came to the rescue. He was kind enough, without expecting something in return, to use his taxi to make hila our kalampaging car. Since it was really a hassle for him if I asked him to make hila our car to our house, I just asked him to make hila it to the nearest gas station.

And he did. He even lent me his cellphone as I really need one during that moment. I used my own sim of course (ang kapal ko naman kung pati load nya gamitin ko.)

I gave him some monetary help with all the trouble that I had to put him through. Thank you manong. I wasn’t able to get his name. Nor even the name of that taxi.

But everything’s not finished yet. Since towing is expensive and it was in the wee hours of the morning, my dad and I had to endure the stretch of EDSA to Cainta with our post-taxi car makin hila our dilapidated car.

Imagine if there were shabu-laden truck or bus drivers in EDSA, you wouldn’t even see this post.

I’m thanking my guardian angel and the Lord God for what had happened to me during that day. On a brighter note, at least that didn’t happen to my folks.

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(uy serious… me ganun? I just had to say this. Ang galing kasi nung gabing yun. Basta, may isa pang sabit nung araw na yan pero hindi ko na lang sasabihin. Bwahahaha)

Of the food #

The search for the missing A&w flavor is over. I’ve searched far and wide, which only constitutes of two places, SM Megamall grocery and some 7-11 branches. It took me painstakingly a few hours to look for this soft drink or cola.

You see, if you’re fond of root beers (which will make you burp more, hooray for burping kahit bastos) and especially more fond of root beer floats then you might as well try this certain flavor of A&w.

From what I’ve gathered there are two flavors in the regular market, there’s beef and chicken (uy korni yan. Pero tatawa sya. Bwahahaha!) I think there’s the regular brand and the your-usual-you’d-probably-gain-myoma-or-some-bad-tumor-in-the-future diet brand (as my momma blames diet coke all the time kasi nagkaroon sya ng forced menopause so sa mga kalalakihan dyan, you’ve been warned… and yeah, do I still have to explain my hirit? I don’t think so. Malaki ka na naman at pumasa ka na sa M.a.p.e.)

So, I went to some sinful place again (think of a place where everything is VAT free) and found my gold. Well, actually it was sort of light brownish in color and it’s practically liquid so there’s no gold involved.

I found my A&W Vanilla flavor. I first tasted this in OGM last week and I was really looking for this one. Though I was able to grab a half a dozen only (and I gave two cans to my cousin which leaves me four cans), it felt like I was in heaven once again.

Oh God I sound like a stupid buffoon.

And since we are talking about food, I also want some of the following:

- Any Café Breton crepe

- Pan De Manila’s cheese sticks with sour crème

- Yoshinoya’s maki salad

- Mexicali’s burrito

- Rufo’s mushroom adobo

- Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf’s Moroccan tea

- Any Sizzling Pepper steak, extra rice please

- Icebergz, any rice or ice cream food will do

- Gelato

- Pancake House’s roast chicken

- Banapple, all cakes and the Hickory Rib, oh so yummy

- Pandan iced tea from Oodys or Fruit Magic is fine

- Any mojos (wag lang si mojo jojo)

- Snicker’s or Mars or Milky Way bar

- Nutrilicious’ Red Sunrise cocktail juice

- Sbarro’s Baked Ziti

- Any Dairy Queen product (basta yung hindi malamig, may ubo pa ko e.)

- Cotton Candy

- Chowking’s crushed ice Nai Cha.

- Café Med’s rice (yeah, yung rice lang masaya na ko.)

- and my mom’s special Adobo (bwahahahaha)

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I knowz (like heaven knowz) I wantz zome more food but I can’t remember na e.

Of the blah1 #

I’ve gone procrastinating for today (this was a yesterday post so there.)

Work is not raining and it seems that I’ll be here waiting for father time to pass by. I wonder what his agenda is for today. Would he be mountain-biking from Tagaytay to Manila or would he be riding the metro trains back and forth for five times or would he go bilge-eating at all the sinful sweet restos in the metro?

Anyhoo, the boringest (yes, there is an emphasis on the est part) thing that I’ll ever do today is to clean up e-mails.

Take my personal Rocketmail account for example, I have 6600 + unread mails. It really takes a while to clean up these unread mails. Should I read each mail or do a selective reading and erase the uninteresting parts. And how about the read mails that aren’t in their respective folders?

And there’s the office mail where each mail needs some sorting. I can’t live by the day where everything is in my Inbox. Everything should be in its proper folder for easier future use.

As I’m dealing with my mail shit, I’m trying to clean up my desk and my drawer to make it look more professional presentable. Wait, I’m not in the mood for this one.

Moving on…

Since it is some kind of personal time for this day since I really don’t have any worthy billable work, I might as well fix the music that I’m listening to. Delete songs that should be listened to six months from now. Arrange the file names and the ID3 tags.

And yeah…

Planning for the next three months probably… should I still pursue some alone vacation time in some place and at the same time have some vacation with my friends too? I think I deserve to go on some kick-ass vacation this year since I missed a lot last year.

Or the best idea for this day is to go malling instead. As I’m not in the mood for anything, why won’t I just look for stuff that I can use such as red thongs and some leather for some S&M love?

Not.

Isn’t it nice to write something stupid and totally useless once in a while? (teka, you’ve been doing that something stupid and totally useless thing ever since you’ve started writing crap in the Net. Chong naman, do something productive today… Slap stupid people. Shout “Meganunn?” in four different octaves. Dance the Macarena with your eyes shut para hindi ka makita ng mga tao. And do some armpit farts once in a while in your area to the tune of Humanap Ka Ng Panget… and that’s what you call uber-productive. Woo-hoo! Hooray for multi-tasking à ano daw?)

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I should’ve brought my Portah. (dapat nanonood ako ng Oro, Plata, Mata ngayon e. Curses.)