Of an ugly and ugliest movie.

Thank God I got a copy of The Aristocrats (Finally!) yesterday. It really took some time for me to find a good copy. Anyhows, The Aristocrats is a movie-documentary about a long-running joke in the western hemisphere. It goes like this. A family, consists of a husband, wife, two children, and a dog, enters an office of an entertainer agent and told him that they have an act. They showed him the act and at the end they called their act "The Aristocrats!". The catch is the middle part of the joke. You have to include the most lewd, most disgusting, and most offensive acts that you can think of in the story.

Before you continue reading, a warning: R-18 mode. Don't read if you don't want to get offended.

Here's my example:

A family consisting of a father, a mother, a sister, a brother, and a dog entered an agent's office and told him that they have an act. The agent said what's the act about? So, the father removed his clothes and ripped the clothes of his wife. He fucked her everywhere. As in everywhere. Then, he removed the clothes of his children and they also fucked. And they all performed incest while crapping. All the crap that fell into the floor were smothered by the dog... I think I don't need to expound the story more. And then the father tells the agent "We call our act 'The Aristocrats'".

That's it. You have to watch the movie to get it.

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Suckily though, I got a movie entitled "Adam & Steve". The worst gay comedy film ever.

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In connection with the Aristocrats, I remember the Pink Table joke.