mood: sleepy
Here goes...
Numero uno: I was doing number two and before flushing I looked at it (you would really know if something is wrong with you from the sight and the smell of it). I was alerted by the color. It was red! The first thing that came into my mind. "Shet, girl na ko. May period na ko." And then I remembered. Two glasses of carrot juice.
Numero dos: I was going to make-sundo my mom to her office when there was this "checkpoint" near white plains / green meadows, the one that goes zig-zag. So, I was kinda nervous at this time. I know that i've violated the coding scheme. And I was stopped.
Police 1: Coding ka a.
Me: Ho?
Police 1: Akina lisensya mo.
Me: Paano ho nangyari yun? E hindi naman kayo nanghuhuli.
Police 1: At nakikipagtalo ka pa. Kelan ba hindi nanghuli ang pulis?
Me: E hindi naman kayo nanghuhuli tungkol sa traffic a.
Police 1: At ganyan pa ang sagot mo imbes na maging mabait ka. Hindi mo ba alam na kami na ang pwedeng manghuli sa traffic.
Enter second policeman.
Police 2: Ano ba ang pagkakaalam mo? Kahit saan mo ilaban yan at kahit sinong abugado ang kunin mo, talo ka dyan.
Me: Na ang MMDA at TMG lang ang pwedeng manghuli.
Police 2: Wala na yun. In-abolish na yun dahil sa dami ng mga nangungurakot sa MMDA, inuubos nila ang pang-ticket nila, etc. etc.
Me: Ganun ho ba?
Police 1: Tiketan na yan. Dalin na yan sa traffic.
Police 2: San ka galing?
Me: Cainta ho.
Police 2: Nag-aaral ka pa?
Me: Pupuntahan ko ho nanay ko sa cubao.
Police 2: Ano Tinapos mo?
Me: Engineer.
Police 2: Tingnan mo, engineer ka pa pala. Ni hindi mo alam na pwede kaming manghuli. Blah-blah-blah.
Going to text my mom that I had a violation...
Police 2: Tawagan mo na ang gusto mong tawagan.
Me: Wala ho akong tatawagan.
Police 2: Alam mo ba ang violation mo?
Me: Coding ho.
Police 2: Tapos hindi mo alam na pwedeng kaming manghuli... Sige, pagbibigyan kita sa ngayon.
Me: Pasensya na ho. Pati na dun sa kasama nyo.
The conversation was kinda like this. Admittedly, I know the fact that what I did was wrong. BUT, when did these policemen had the right to get my license? As far as I know, you won't give anybody your license or something in that sense. Anyway, up until now i'm still wondering, when was the MMDA and TMG abolished?
Just because I look young doesn't mean i'm dumb.
3.12.2006
Of 2 experiences.
Observation By Targrod @ 03:05
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JR, diba sabi ng POLIGOV prof natin, pulis lang daw ang pwede mag confiscate ng license, tapos ang MMDA, ticket lang ang pwede? hehehe.
dyan ka mali.
makakapag-aral ka ba noon sa poligov???
=)
bakit hindi, ayaw mo ba kay Daisy? =P
mali, mesmerized ako sa beauty nya noon.
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